Hello Dave, r u there Dave?

Question

what response would u give to that statement

Answer 1

You're My Wife Now!!!

Answer 2

Well. If my name is Dave, I would surely say "Oh yes. I'm here"
But I'm not Dave so I would say

"Err. Dave just went out. You want me to tell something for him."

Thats it

Here's Joke


There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."


BYE - Imtiyaz G

Answer 3

Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you
drink Budweiser?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over himand says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real ***** this time.

Answer 4

My name is not Dave, it's Zarrion and I am there but there is no Dave here what so ever!

Answer 5

Hello Trigger

Answer 6

Who's Dave, Where is Dave, cause he aint here?

Answer 7

Where is there and what you calling me Dave for?

Answer 8

Dave's not here man

Answer 9

No no there is no dave here!

"hello daaavve?? My wife would like to use your toilet!! Would you like to buy some pegs dave??"

Answer 10

This Is Jimmy Wong's Chinese Laundry And Guess What Mate You Miss Dialed.

Answer 11

depends, if it was ova da fone - then i ll say yes im dave speakin, jus to snoop in ojn da conversation, but if it was through a letter box or sommar, id jus say no, in not dave, but whats up?