Doctor and Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley Davidson motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come & take a look at his bike.The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?"The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,"So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix' em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic....."Try doing it with the engine running!"
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-12-07 22:46:15 · 13 answers · asked by Imtiyaz G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey...welcome back. I got a chance to see the previous jokes u posted and they are really good. Thanks for the laughs! Hope you stay around
2006-12-08 00:16:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One Mate, That's One In The Eye For Grease Monkeys. I Tried It With The Engine Running Once, HT Leads Really Pack A Kick. Didn't Need A De-fib After That One!
2006-12-08 07:20:52 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome!
2006-12-08 10:00:16 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great friend of Doctors r u!
The joke was really great thinking.
2006-12-08 06:55:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the joke. It's not ha ha funny but it is great sarcastic humor.
2006-12-08 07:14:48 · answer #5 · answered by Reese 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
despite what others think, I laughed, and thought, How true is that!! Good one...I liked it...
2006-12-08 06:58:23 · answer #6 · answered by ~babes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
Keep it up!!
2006-12-08 06:51:05 · answer #7 · answered by Big Ben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Welcome back you always have some good jokes. That one was good
2006-12-08 07:19:35 · answer #8 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow. i failed to find out what exactly your question was..
2006-12-08 06:47:59 · answer #9 · answered by ~**Milanou**~ Z 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
welcome back..and thats a good joke....i work in the hospital...so i appreciate more...lol
2006-12-08 06:56:40 · answer #10 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋