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We all know that god created females because Adam was lonely. Did all the "adam" tigers, elephants, zebras, and monkeys feel lonely too? Was god's initial intention to make a brokeback mountain society with all males?

2006-12-07 22:38:49 · 8 answers · asked by Alucard 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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According to the bible, God took a rib from Adam to create Eve from him. This is not the whole story though, the bible was edited to remove the mention of Lilith who was Adam's first wife and was created as his equal at the same time from clay as was Adam. Adam asked God to replace Lilith because she refused to always be on bottom for sex (she refused to be subservient to Adam). And thus was the first divorce. So God took a rib from Adam to make Eve so that Eve would know she was from Adam and for Adam, making her his property. This is how Christianity got it's early take on women. I forget which version of the bible was the first to remove mention of this.

2006-12-07 23:22:21 · answer #1 · answered by Stephen 6 · 1 1

God's original plan was for an all gay society. But when Adam got bored with that idea God made a female for all the creatures by taking out their ribs. For the ones without ribs he just used bits and pieces he could find.

2006-12-07 22:40:34 · answer #2 · answered by Isis 7 · 3 1

God knew from the start He'd be creating Eve. He's had all of eternity planned from the beginning of time. He just had to give Adam the chance to feel what it's like to be alone before giving him Eve. And He didn't have to take animal ribs to make female animals. He made them from the start.

2006-12-07 22:43:41 · answer #3 · answered by Eowyn 5 · 0 1

actually the original plan was 100% equal 50/50 male/female relationship,

originally Lillith was created in the same manner Adam was,

but then she rebelled and wouldn't stand for being merely equal, so she left and since man needed a counterpart, and the first try ran off, God made Eve out of Adam as to be more intimately connected and subservient.

2006-12-07 22:43:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The higher being needed procreation in order to fill the planet with beings who would be subject to his wrath and bow down before him to honor his great job at wrathing it up for them. So he pulled a rib out of Adam and gave us another hell to deal with, one that would drive us from adolescence to the grave with cravings and desire that is insatiable. We men strive to get better jobs better cars, houses and things just because we hope it will attract the female. We fight battles, brave hazards to show prowess to these females. And in the end we only feel the need to do it all over again. Never ever to feel fulfilled. Ah such a perfect hell. I feel the urge to bow down now and praise Him on such a well thought out wrath.

2006-12-07 22:49:43 · answer #5 · answered by blackprezz 2 · 1 2

The real question is?
Do lobsters have ribs?
Because if not, then the answer to your question is no.

2006-12-07 22:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

You know that this kind of question reveals a lot about yourself.

2006-12-07 22:43:35 · answer #7 · answered by Wilson 2 · 0 2

"God, I'm lonely. Please give me a lesser form of human to pet and beat up on occasion"
"OK!"

2006-12-07 22:42:24 · answer #8 · answered by ....... 4 · 2 0

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