This morning on I- 40, I looked over to my
left and there was a
woman
in a brand new
Cadillac
doing 65 mph
with her
face up next to her
rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away
for a couple seconds
and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man,
I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped
my electric shaver,
which knocked
the donut
out of my other hand.
In all
the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car
using my knees against
the steering wheel,
it knocked
my cell phone
away from my ear
which fell
into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed,
and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an
important call.
.
Damn WOMEN drivers !
2006-12-07 22:12:15 · 14 answers · asked by Tabor 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bloody hilarious
2006-12-07 22:21:05 · answer #1 · answered by party69_27 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 22:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke for Friday morning and a great way to start the weekend. Better go home and patch up Big Jim and the Twins. Don't want you to be back next week telling us a joke about your less than stellar weekend performance.
2006-12-07 22:31:01 · answer #3 · answered by Reese 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And It Took All That Space To Say So Little...
Ever Heard Of Eco Jokes, They Save Both Time And Space And Are Easily Recycled...
2006-12-07 23:42:18 · answer #4 · answered by Paul R 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
LMAO, I love putting on my mascara while driving. I hate you didn't get to finish the donut and coffee.
2006-12-08 08:02:57 · answer #5 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your right women do stink at driving. One time I was driving down a city street and it was really empty. And out of nowhere three women drivers blew past me at about 100 MPH. The speed limit was only 35 MPH.
2006-12-08 00:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by wickboom333 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LMAO souds like u weren't driving all that safely either tho. apparently u were driving with no hands on the wheel and no feet on the pedal. even she was driving safer than u lol
DAMN MEN DRIVERS!! lol :D
2006-12-07 22:16:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Cute, sounds just like a man...Women however, can drive and do their make-up, we are good at it....Men, should just ride the bus...
2006-12-07 23:09:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
LOL.......big jim...thats just funny. LMAO
2006-12-08 00:13:15 · answer #9 · answered by One Bad Gato 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woman should never be allowed to drive ..they are always
causing mayhem on the roads ...I sympathise with you
2006-12-07 22:17:30 · answer #10 · answered by JJ 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋