A Yorkshireman wakes up one morning and turns to his wife and says.
“Get outta bed and go an mek me breakfast”
His wife replies “I cant love, me legs ave seized up and I cant move”
So he rings the doctor. “Me wife ses her legs ave seized up and she cant move”
Doctor says, “Has she got the coil in?”
“No she ant got coil in. She as to mek breakfast first”
2006-12-07 21:56:30 · 19 answers · asked by leedsmikey 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tha Wet Mate, All T' Pits Av Bin Closed Fo' Ni On 60 Year Na An' Y' Still Mekin Jokes Bout Coil Oils N Missus Gerin Y' Breakfast Ready. Dun't Ge' Mi Gooin On Garlic Bred, Garlic...... Bred! Bred Wi Garlic? Garlic Wi Bred! Wor'll Thi Think O' Next, Spam Fritters?
2006-12-08 00:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by Paul R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yorkies gerrin' 'is coil oils mixed up duck. Us Derbyshire folk gerrit.
2006-12-07 22:05:26 · answer #2 · answered by Boris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh. came close to getting it.
But I am in Australia.
Felt a bit of heritage coming on.
Got some great grand folks who came from your lands.
But it was my French heritage that caused me to not quite get it.
2006-12-07 22:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by lulu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I live in reddich (near birmingham) and i totaly understand that, funnt though!
In fact it is so funny i shall give you a tumbs up!
2006-12-08 03:17:57 · answer #4 · answered by roooof 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ar, and put wood in thoil whilst ther ther
2006-12-08 03:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by Banwa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got it and im from dorset has she got the coal in that is a good joke
2006-12-08 03:19:43 · answer #6 · answered by wittjustin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I understand it and I'm not from Yorkshire.
2006-12-07 21:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by Jon B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Glasgow doesnt understand it either...sorry
2006-12-07 22:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it and i am a southerner lmao good joke as well
2006-12-07 22:11:04 · answer #9 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got it an am fa aberdeen
2006-12-07 22:26:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋