Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me.
She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember." The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.
Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
"Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday... ...and there on the couch I sat... naked !!!
2006-12-07 21:04:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The classic exmple of embarrasing a man, I loved it!
20/10
2006-12-07 21:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that called naked ambition or bare faced cheek ?
2006-12-07 23:49:11 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes funny but a mans fantasy
2006-12-07 21:33:40 · answer #3 · answered by D D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So much for the family affair.
2006-12-08 04:25:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what an embarrassment that was poor guy could have been worse could have been me nice one 10/10
2006-12-07 21:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah Always laughing, you are always on here and you always crack me up, have a lovely fun weekend!
2006-12-08 01:09:41 · answer #6 · answered by stephen m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...funny
2006-12-07 21:06:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. Im sure that happened.
2006-12-07 21:49:25 · answer #8 · answered by mehboobahmad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope your wife left you.
2006-12-07 21:08:34 · answer #9 · answered by ashley b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny . . but sad
2006-12-07 21:07:25 · answer #10 · answered by SteveT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋