A Corkman was charged with murder but was acquitted by the skin of his teeth. Afterwards he told his solicitor that he could prove he was innocent because he was in jail at the time the crime was committed.
'Why on earth didn't you tell that to the court?' asked his solicitor.
'I thought that it might prejudice the jury against me', said the Corkman.
2006-12-07 18:57:01 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi AL,
its soooooooo nice to start my day with your jokes Al,
Thanks a billion and u make my day ceerful,
No doubt I have this gut feeling that you will end up as my wife..
So our kids could be called,
son, Humourous..
daughter.. Hilarious...
and our marriage.... Preposterous..LOL
2006-12-07 19:30:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1-10... 2
2006-12-07 18:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by spdbunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-12-07 19:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some people take a lot of pleasing (see above) don't they?
anyway lol 10 / 10
2006-12-07 19:16:37 · answer #4 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite possibly a true story !
2006-12-07 19:22:16 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so lame that
chuck norris is gonna com to your house and
round house kick your family into a oblivion
2006-12-07 19:00:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-12-07 19:52:52 · answer #7 · answered by paige88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strange. Not really funny.
2006-12-07 18:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old. Not funny. Yawn.
2006-12-07 19:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by Jim F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny, in a warped kinda way, keep goin girl ..................
somehow i dont think its ya jokes bbe im having a poo week an nothing is making me smile im sooooooooooooo sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2006-12-07 20:58:11 · answer #10 · answered by dididdleydihi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋