A convicted felon was given ten years without parole in Mount Joy for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news.
Because he had to be careful, he worked his way home taking little travelled routes, running across deserted fields and taking every precaution he could think of.
Eventually he arrived at his house and he rang the bell.
His wife opened the door and bellowed at him, "You good-for-nothing bum! Where the hell have ya been? You escaped over six hours ago."
2006-12-07 18:53:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant, you know some great jokes, always gives me a laugh.thankyou.
2006-12-07 19:47:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She welcomed him home with open arms and the police handcuffed him !
2006-12-08 07:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle chuckle
2006-12-08 02:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice.
2006-12-08 05:10:55 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny.
2006-12-08 03:31:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't go home for that.
2006-12-08 13:10:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha very funny
2006-12-08 05:04:05 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea
2006-12-08 05:58:06 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol
2006-12-08 03:26:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
must have been irish good giggle
2006-12-08 04:22:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋