So, let me sort out the facts I've gathered here.
Creation:
Day 1: He created light.
Day 2: He separated the sky and sea.
Day 3: He created dry land and plants
Day 4: He created the Sun, Moon, and stars (This seems redundant, but I think I can explain. On Day 1, He created a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000W workstation bulb, but on Day 3 water splashed on it, and it shattered. He figured next time, He'd go with giant orbs of super-heated gas.)
Day 5: He created birds, insects, and sea creatures.
Day 6: He created animals and man.
Day 7: Nappie-poo.
The way I see it, Days 2, 3, 5, and 6 were spent working on Earth. Days 1 and 6 He worked on the rest of the Universe. But the Earth is just a speck of dust in the solar system, which is a speck of dust in the galaxy, which is a speck of dust...you get the picture. Why did it take 2 days to create the Universe, and 4 to fix up Earth? *Im not done yet*
2006-12-07 18:51:15 · 12 answers · asked by aloha damashi 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Did He delegate the rest of the Universe to the other gods, then have them killed so that He could be the one and only? Or did He just take His sweet- time making everything on Earth. Why did he need to rest after that? He is supposed to be all powerful, but making man pooped him out! Did he conjure up some beer, sample his new marijuana plant, and watch the hot -fest going on in the Garden of Eden?
2006-12-07 18:51:28 · update #1
Ya, ya. I'm a 300 lb. bald loser with no money, no girlfriend, and no job. I'm going to hell when I die and I eat babies for lunch. But so far, only one answer explains why He rested (thanks for explaining that, btw), but nobody has explained why it took 4 days to create the Earth, when it took 2 days to create everything else. Put your Christian noggins together and think up an answer for me.
2006-12-07 19:39:08 · update #2
Great question. I always wondered why he spent the time creating over 250,000 different species of beetles. If humans were the purpose for creation one would think that a bit unecessary.
But to answer your question probably because the Bible is a man made bullshit story to assuage the fear of the ultimate uncontrollable: Death. It provides an easy answer for humanity so we can sleep through the night content that our future is safe for eternity if we just follow these 10 easy rules.
"To talk of immaterial existences is to talk of nothings. To say that the human soul, angels, god, are immaterial, is to say they are nothings, or that there is no god, no angels, no soul. I cannot reason otherwise ... without plunging into the fathomless abyss of dreams and phantasms. I am satisfied, and sufficiently occupied with the things which are, without tormenting or troubling myself about those which may indeed be, but of which I have no evidence."
-- Thomas Jefferson, letter to John Adams, August 15, 1820
2006-12-07 18:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by johnnyunreliable 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
This God mentioned on the bible created this imperfect world we're living, but this is not a creation of a higher Supremacy because there a real Supremacy would not feel angry or betrayed if some of its creation becomes interested on get some knowledge as Adam and Eve by punishing the whole world that he had just created. A real god would never protect ignorance and punish knowledge.
I don't see how this god mentioned in the bible has any elements of supremacy but elements of imperfection, a god that seems to need more help and experience about living than its own creatures.
This God is a selfish that have a high need for worship to have his ego satisfy.
2006-12-07 19:11:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
convinced. he's superb lazy. God curiously can do some thing, so why did not he make the international perfect? there are such quite some fat and suicidal human beings interior the international yet god ought to certainly restore that, so why doesn't he? He can only certainly make anybody a million million cases happier yet he comes to a decision no longer to. Why? no one knows because "god works in mysterious thoughts". God is in order that lazy. jk. God isn't actual.
2016-11-24 22:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He rested to set the precedent for humans with physical bodies. He knew that we would all get too busy and treat our bodies poorly and deny ourselves rest and sleep necessary to function and He wanted to make sure we had a day set aside to do just that. He's thoughtful that way.
God bless!
2006-12-07 18:54:51 · answer #4 · answered by Pamela 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow you have no life to come up with something like this! I tell you what...when you're bored in the burning flames of hell, maybe you can start a conversation with the Devil and ask him to answer this question (the devil was once an angel for God you know...so he'd know the answer to your question...)........either that or you can avoid hell and just pray and ask God to answer all your questions about Him
2006-12-07 19:22:26 · answer #5 · answered by VIP 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is way too much text for me to read a question in which you are just rambling. Good luck with the ladies
2006-12-07 18:54:51 · answer #6 · answered by misjes2000 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you asking if God drives a semi-truck?
2006-12-07 18:54:14 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He is a teamster, the Jews got mad at him so they put his son up on charges of racketeering!!!
2006-12-07 18:54:19 · answer #8 · answered by Thats It I'm Done 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hummmmm where do you think his weed is
2006-12-07 18:54:29 · answer #9 · answered by zero d 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
god is god and you r not
2006-12-07 18:53:22 · answer #10 · answered by need 2 no 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋