A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”
“What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!,” says the woman.
“What a coincidence,” says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me I’m pregnant!”
“What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally laying fertilized eggs.”
“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”
“I switched c ocks,” he replied.
She smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”
2006-12-07 18:46:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! That's pretty funny. It's a little ronchy, but still funny! ^_^
2006-12-07 18:53:07 · answer #1 · answered by Ignacia 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Still very funny to me.
2006-12-08 05:12:17 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am also in a Celebration mood
2006-12-08 03:19:19 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋