A blonde, redhead and brunette are running from the law..They all hide in potato sacks..the law kicks the first sack and hears "meow" and says thats just a bag full of cats...He kicks the next bag and hears" woof, woof" and says thats just some dog...He kicks the blondes bag and hears "Potato, Potato Potato"....She was in a potato sack...
2006-12-07 18:08:17 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ωέςтєяиΝСģαζ♥ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG...LOL>..I am still rolling on the floor...this has to be one of the funniest jokes ever...ty for sharing this with us!
2006-12-10 00:07:54 · answer #1 · answered by justbuddy67 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't really have to say that she was in a potato sack twice, we're not blonde. And also, how does the "law" kick a sack? The law isn't a person. Why not just say a police officer?
2006-12-08 03:34:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is sent to me by my blonde wife, so it shows that she is not blond at all, but the contrary. (BTW she is a very successful obstetrician-gynaecologist.) My wife entitled this joke as: My Favourite Blonde Joke., and added that "this could be the best blonde joke of the year."
I am sure my blonde was is very smart, not only for her education, but because she loves blonde jokes. Instead of making her angry it makes her laugh everytime, and that's why she enjoys very good health. So my advice to you all blondes out there, never be angry at blonde jokes, it only proves that those senders are not as smart as they think they are.
A good laugh a day, keeps the doctors away!
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in
economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits
down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see
her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for
Economy And that she will have to go and sit in the back.
The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going
to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the
pilot And co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in
First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her
seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain
that Because she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to
an Economy place and she will have to leave and return to her
original seat.
The blonde replies, Im blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
Melbourne and I'm staying right here!'
Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no
use And that he probably should have the police waiting when
they land to Arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde?'
'I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!'
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says,
"Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to
her Seat in the economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him
What he said to make her move without any fuss. The pilot
replied,
"I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne."
2006-12-08 02:22:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
she should have said something like "fwump." yeah, if i had to pick an onomonopia to peg the sound potatoes made, that would be it.
2006-12-08 02:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
We'll forgive you for that one 'cause you're a blonde too
2006-12-08 02:21:52 · answer #5 · answered by Minky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda old
2006-12-08 02:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by Raisin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where is the potato
2006-12-08 02:50:34 · answer #7 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
Very funny
2006-12-08 02:30:40 · answer #8 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now come on no one is that dumb even blonde's
2006-12-08 04:23:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. haha did you make it up? It's thoughtful.
2006-12-08 02:10:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋