Are you tired of those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ****.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth
do rate it people.
2006-12-07 17:56:36 · 20 answers · asked by whatever 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well i could really relate to it... lol .. good 1 !!!!
thumbs up to u.
2006-12-07 17:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by Blah ! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Truth Huh! Well how about this: -
Let’s take revenge against the sorry SOB who died…
The reason I was sad, he was your rich dad
Stop banging the $hit out of me, I am blue because I am with you it’s that bad.
Laid! I was f#cking when you were suckling, I was just returning your stupid smile.
Rat on my being scared and I’ll spread word of your whoring for many a mile.
Bug me when I am worried and I’ll whack your nose and break your neck.
Thanks for using easy words your atrocious spelling was making me a wreck.
Avoid me when I am sick, you dirty little ***** I’ll send choice curses your way…
Laugh at my fall and it will be the last time you laugh at all…have a great day!
2006-12-07 19:47:37 · answer #2 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hello..
My sweetheart whatever ....
I am of the strong opinion that I cannot rate your joke...
But can rate you as a friend...
If you were my friend........... you would be * * * * * * * (a seven star)
Much love..
A friend in need is a pain in the A S S.
Marriages were made in heaven... My friends screwed thiers to hell.
2006-12-07 19:34:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whatever be the reasons.....these jokes fetch you 6 out of 10....lol
2006-12-07 21:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice 10/10
2006-12-07 22:31:16 · answer #5 · answered by lion 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what you have wriitten is cool and true. but on a second note, best friends are not there for a reason, they are there just to be there. you cant bound this relationship in words, its above what words can tell.
2006-12-07 18:45:52 · answer #6 · answered by Pranks 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Better then the best.It makes me cry because i have one friend like this had died in accident.
10/10
2006-12-07 19:56:08 · answer #7 · answered by Ishi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 it was great
2006-12-08 00:01:45 · answer #8 · answered by riti 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2006-12-07 23:09:32 · answer #9 · answered by s.p. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanx for sharing. It really touched my heart and I felt it in my heart.
2006-12-07 22:55:46 · answer #10 · answered by Raven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a very nice thing which a friend should keep in mind
2006-12-07 19:31:14 · answer #11 · answered by naman_awasthi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋