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Have you ever wondered about those people who spend $2.00 a
piece on those bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian
backwards: NAIVE. I'm that way sometimes too. My mind
operates a lot like lightning: one brilliant flash and it's
gone.


Another one for u to laugh at


After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved
another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the
director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. James, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're
ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed
himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. James replied. "I hung him up to
dry."

2006-12-07 17:35:05 · 7 answers · asked by Zargor2645 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

OMG !!
Very funny, both of them.

2006-12-07 20:45:14 · answer #1 · answered by missjolintan 3 · 0 0

I like Evian water! :( Taste's way better than Arrowhead!

2006-12-08 01:37:17 · answer #2 · answered by ßαßε 5 · 0 0

About the water... that was interesting. I never noticed that. About the mental patient... priceless!

2006-12-08 01:39:40 · answer #3 · answered by Reese 2 · 0 0

Wow What a joke

2006-12-08 03:26:16 · answer #4 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0 0

LOL!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!! The Mental patient one was just to funny! I'll be repaeating that one! Thanks for sharing! Hahahahaha!

2006-12-08 01:55:44 · answer #5 · answered by wibiggurl 3 · 0 0

It is a good joke.

2006-12-08 06:01:10 · answer #6 · answered by Forgettable 5 · 0 0

LMAO

2006-12-08 16:07:09 · answer #7 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0 0

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