The Twelve Days of Christmas Challenge--Ready?

Question

Okay, most of you have heard that lovely old English carol, The Twelve Days of Christmas--that one in which Truelove gives, over the twelve days (Dec.25--Jan. 5):
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five gold rings...
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle-doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.

Got it? Good. Here's the challenge:
Write and share with us YOUR version of this old favorite.
Funny or sad, sacred or stupid, ancient or modern, let's see what you Yahooers can come up with!
The usual 10 big points for the best, extra karma points for originality, and let's try and keep the gross ones for another question. (And watch that cat-flinging, too)--
And remember, we ought to be able to sing it!
Take your time, have fun, --Go For It!

Answer 1

I just made this up..

Twelve o’clock midnight
Eleven hundred dollars
Ten minutes later
Nine cops are chasing
Eight miles they catch me
Seven in the morning
Six hours of court room
Five years in prison
Four years I serve
Three years parole
Two stores I break in
And I’m back in that prison again.

Answer 2

12 Baked potatoes
11 Chicken wings
10 Ritz crackers
9 Veggie trays
8 Ham rollups
7 Pounds of cheese
6 Tuna fish
5 Onion rings
4 French soups
3 Protein shakes
2 Rice cakes
and a Diet and some green tea

Why is everyone so hard on this question. It's just something fun to do. Lighten up people...It's supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year!

Answer 3

Weird, I've always heard it:
12 lords a leaping
11 ladies dancing
10 pipers pipping
9 drummers drumming
8 maids a milking
7 swans
6 geese
5 rings
4 birds
3 hens
2 doves
1 tree
So I guess that's my version......

Answer 4

thats funny here is another one

Twelve years of school
Eleven years of T.V
Ten teacher's teaching
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven days a week
Six geese a-laying,
Five gold rings...
Four years or ex military service
Three little kids
Two turtle-doves
and no job to make money.

Answer 5

Oooo! Fun idea!

Twelve tacky bath mats,
Eleven picture frames,
Ten Wal-mart gift cards,
Nine gaudy ties,
Eight scented candles,
Seven calenders,
Six rolls of duct tape,
Five golf ball tees,
Four fishing lures,
Three breath mints,
Two lawn knomes,
And Family Guy on DVD!

Answer 6

that must be the funniest element i've got examine in my existence. I have been given tears in my eyes, and that i could have peed a sprint. thank you. You further some greater years to the existence of this previous guy.

Answer 7

I really like the song as is, sorry. Why fix something that isn't broken? Good luck to the person who is sitting there typing this out!

Answer 8

Is this a joke? You should put it on the game category.. Actually, i really like the song. Good luck to those who will.

Answer 9

What a lame friggin question. You're a nerd! Ha ha ha!!! I just read your profile!! I bet your single too you moon dancing pony-taled "amateur (which probably means crappy) poet" hippie freak!!

Answer 10

and here's go the Christmas day