If Jesus had a bicycle, would it not have a big ol' gay flowery basket and a ring ring bell? All signs point to this being so.
2006-12-07 17:29:46 · 5 answers · asked by dino_ou812 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He did have one.....but his flowing robe kept getting caught in the chain and back wheel, so he gave it up and walked on water. He also had one of those tall, orange flags on the back.
2006-12-07 17:32:07 · answer #1 · answered by mr_tasty_phlegm 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Jesus would prefer a Harley.
2006-12-08 01:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you are probably right, i think i'll go down to the beach tomorrow and look for him. i'll let you know.
2006-12-08 01:32:40 · answer #3 · answered by iwondersoiask 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think he would be riding Motocross.
2006-12-08 01:35:59 · answer #4 · answered by Barabas 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, he was dirtbiking!
2006-12-08 02:15:05 · answer #5 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋