A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.
He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc.
So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurts out -
"I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up,
bangs on the bathroom door, and yells -
'Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?'!"
2006-12-07 16:57:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's cute!
Did you here what else Jesus did? He was walking along and he passed Finklestein the Taylor. Finklestein invited Jesus in, and said, Would you like a new set of clothes?
And Jesus said, "But Finklestein, I cannot pay for them."
Finklestein said, "For the son of God, no Charge, Are you kidding, no charge!"
So Jesus was walking along in his new robes when all the people saw him, and they wanted to look like that too, so they all went to Finklestein the Taylor.
Then Jesus came by again. And Finklestein said, "Jesus look at all the business I have since I made you those clothes! Can we go in business together.
And they did. The name of the business is "Lord and Taylor."
I like you're joke, and I like my joke cause it shows good religious and ethnic diversity. Jesus is Christian, of course, and Finklestein is of course, Jewish. And look how well they get along together.
2006-12-07 17:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by smoothsoullady 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think it is cute.
We as adults forget to keep watch over our tongues, as little ones take our every word very serious.
2006-12-07 17:17:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. one time, i made a humorous as a youngin! i became round 4 and my dad took me to the cemetery to pay his respects to an previous pal and after we got here abode my mom requested "the position did you 2 bypass?" and that i reported "we went to the vegetarian!"
2016-11-24 22:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's wrong with you people tonight? Don't you know any jokes that DON'T blaspheme the Son of God?
2006-12-07 17:08:32 · answer #4 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Har
2006-12-07 16:59:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute..lol..although we're not suppose to take God's name in vain..I have to say..that was cute.
2006-12-07 17:02:36 · answer #6 · answered by Judah's voice 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was great man !!!!! I am going to tell that joke to my friends tomorrow.
2006-12-07 18:20:36 · answer #7 · answered by Crowfeather 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He saw his fathers actions and words.. and interpreted them..
2006-12-07 17:01:16 · answer #8 · answered by knowlegeSeeker 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol.
2006-12-07 17:18:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS AWSOME!
2006-12-07 16:59:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋