2006-12-07 16:40:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
you need to quickly pack your bags and leave your home. change your identity and never talk to anyone who knows you again. You stumbled on to a secret plot by the government to rid the world of liberals. Tiny little smart germs are in every pop tart sold. They mingle with the other foods in the stomach. By careful analysis of the contents of the stomach, the germ determines if you are a conservative or a liberal. Liberals develop a severe case of flatulence. They will pass gas to the extent they will suffocate on the methane.
2006-12-07 16:52:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Anything can kill... Oxygen is one of the most corrosive things in the universe yet we humans live in it and need it to process everything. Pop Tarts can kill in numerous ways, but statistically eating it would result in a full stomach not death (unless you have an adverse reaction to the ingrediants).
2006-12-07 16:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are staring to intently into the toaster...when the pop tart pops out..hits you in the eye...you recoil in pain, stumble blindly about ..spill a glass of milk that was on your kitchen counter, slip on the milk...and break your neck...OMG pop tarts can kill!
2006-12-07 16:50:30 · answer #3 · answered by chris f 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Too much of anything is bad for you... in this case Pop Tarts. I haven't heard anything that says it is bad enough to kill, but it sure does give you the sugar rush now doesn't it?Just pop it in your toaster and delight every bite while watching cartoons. It's what I do. =)
2006-12-07 16:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, no, this is totally true! I saw it on the news one time where an unmonitored Poptart exploded into flames in a toaster and burned down the entire house.
http://www.pmichaud.com/toast/
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~gmbrown/tart/
Here are some pictures of flaming poptarts...
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~gmbrown/tart/tartpics.html
I am sure there is more on the net about this deadly dessert food. And I haven't even mentioned about the fatalities resulting when they get stuck and one tries to pry them out of the toaster with a fork. (Toaster Struedels taste better anyway...)
2006-12-07 16:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by nowyat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably. The majority of the ingredients are high fructose corn syrup. Corn or some other crop ingredient could have an allergen that you may be unaware of. GMO's (genetically modified organisms) are in pretty much everything here, but you never know if you might get a new one that doesn't work with you. It could also help build up some myocardial infarction or other cardiovascular problems.
2006-12-07 16:51:57 · answer #6 · answered by Loves Papillons 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pop tarts are horrible. Toaster Strudels are the way to go.
2006-12-07 16:48:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could possibly if you are diabetic or if your diet consists of nothing but Pop Tarts.
2006-12-07 16:43:51 · answer #8 · answered by real_classy_gal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. And I love pop tarts. They are full of sugar.
2006-12-07 16:49:29 · answer #9 · answered by tanyae2002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good day i used to have pop truffles continuously ! Yummy =) yet i wudnt have the strawberry ones with the white tops reli anymore because of the fact they are fairly sickly yet i wud have the choc ones :P
2016-10-17 23:29:48 · answer #10 · answered by rochart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋