An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me!"
"Come on God, give me a break!!" the man pleaded. "two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!
2006-12-07 16:27:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's a good one.
2006-12-07 16:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Story continued:
G-d left the scene and the atheist resumed his furious struggle. Suddenly, the Loch Ness monster spat the atheist and his boat out.
The monster gazed into the atheist eyes and said ' Sorry thought you were one of those evangelist trying to convert me again" the old nessie left.
2006-12-08 03:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by Dumbguy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What does it mean when Christians make jokes about non-Christians going to hell?
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A true Christian would never do that.
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2006-12-08 00:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fox holes have been deprecated from war. Now the foxhole is a armored car with a computer screen 6 miles away from your intended target.
2006-12-08 00:30:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny cause a christian would have died in that position too even if he believed in the loch ness monster LOL!
2006-12-08 00:30:36 · answer #5 · answered by Red Eye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-08 00:29:15 · answer #6 · answered by pleiades423 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. :-) Go Nessie! *lol*
There ARE atheists in foxholes; though, not the best religious choice when so near to death, in my opinion. :-p
2006-12-08 00:31:51 · answer #7 · answered by Jennifer Z 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again, atheists will not call out to "God".
2006-12-08 00:31:51 · answer #8 · answered by =_= 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on how close the bomb hits
2006-12-08 00:31:29 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AFLAAAAC!
2006-12-08 00:31:52 · answer #10 · answered by AFLAC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋