..was this just another Communist plot??
..Having ingested the radiactive Polonium..did he at least have a half-life??
If the Tornado had swept over Airdrie instead of London, would it have caused....
a million pounds worth of home improvements?
Personally I find it sad and despicable that people make up jokes about the misfortunes of others..but maybe in the gr8 scheme of things it represents a triumph of the human spirit over adversity and disaster?
PS made them up myself!
2006-12-07 16:18:33 · 11 answers · asked by troothskr 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why is it that a baby, even at one day old, has the rest of his life ahead of him, and then, 60 years later, if still alive, he still has the rest of his life ahead of him?
2006-12-07 16:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After the proper burial they put him in a lead coffin so he would get a good half life at Dounrey, facing a plot near to the sea.
I believe your town was used en-route this evening as a stop of point, Check the Scottish Sun or Daily Record for pics, this might be better than you think, Claim for radiation sickness, get a drink and be thank-full that Airdrie was so unlucky not to be flattened, and me if it had hit you unfortunately, I think 10000 is a generous amount to re build your town, and the remaining 900000 would be spent locally by your towns residents on a fleet of Buckfast tankers
2006-12-07 17:29:51 · answer #2 · answered by dinaro5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad mate and in the right spirit & apparently the county council are cutting out the night lights at the cemetry now due to a strange glowwwwwwwwww.
2006-12-07 18:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing at other peoples' misfortunes is a kind of release mechanism and it also provides a response of a kind when no-one is very sure how they should respond to the news. Not so funny if you yourself are a victim but they are good jokes. You're wasted here.
2006-12-07 17:52:14 · answer #4 · answered by checkmate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Polonium-210, the radioactive substance that killed him is an alpha particle emitter. which ability besides the undeniable fact that it fairly is radioactive, this is not the form which will harm people at a distance. Alpha debris may well be stopped via a sheet of paper. i think they used lead interior the coffin to be on the risk-free component. Assuming the Po-210 replaced into interior him whilst he replaced into being dealt with, it does not be waiting to radiate further than some millimeters interior of his physique- inflicting a lot of inner harm interior the technique, yet not making his physique 'radioactive' to different persons.
2016-12-11 04:40:43 · answer #5 · answered by trip 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Triumph over adversity is what we'r all about mate , that 's what 's made us the great nation that we are , i'm just gonna get over your jokes now , ha hah only kidding !!
2006-12-07 17:38:49 · answer #6 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha 8/10
2006-12-07 19:12:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha liked them
people really shouldnt come on here if they want to be a miserable pain in the a*s
2006-12-07 21:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-12-07 18:57:23 · answer #9 · answered by caroline17nov 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why is this in jokes and riddles ?
2006-12-08 00:04:22 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋