I Miss Bill Clinton
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious.
A black comedian explained why he misses Bill Clinton.
"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing
we ever got to having a black man as President.
# 1 - He played the sax.
# 2 - He smoked weed.
# 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't!
And, he gets a check from the government every month.
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'most distinguished men.
It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton.
The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.
When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied,"I don't know, I never had one."
The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as
I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what Ithink you need to know."
Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do
Hanky Panky between Bushes.
2006-12-07 15:21:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is funny
2006-12-07 15:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Osama Bin encumbered misses bill Clinton. what's left of Saddam's political gadget in Iraq misses bill Clinton. Hugo Chavez misses bill Clinton. possibly Monica misses him, too.
2016-10-17 23:26:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I miss the old scoundrel! Very funny material. Most of the comedians really miss Bill. I would vote for him again.
2006-12-07 18:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by David A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally a good comedian on here. That was funny as heck.
2006-12-07 15:25:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hanky Panky between Bushes! AND some what I understand that was with a big cigar!!!!!!!!
2006-12-07 15:54:41 · answer #5 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I nominate Bill Clinton for pimp of the year!
2006-12-09 13:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Wonder if Bill Yahoos?!! ( I bet he does)! LOL.
This is a great joke. Kudos for posting it. It's a 10*
Have a great Sunday, and thanks for the laughs.
2006-12-10 02:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i do miss clinton best president ever!
2006-12-07 15:24:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious. i do kinda miss the creep sometimes.
2006-12-07 16:02:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i miss bill!!! i would vote for him again in a second!
2006-12-07 15:56:48 · answer #10 · answered by crow_326 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did not have sexual relations with that woman ...
2006-12-07 15:27:41 · answer #11 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋