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I had to break a lunch date yesterday with my Girlfriend because of a dead line at work that had to be met, She was so wraped around the axel about it with me, that She did not even speak to me last night or prepare us any dinner, well when i woke up this morning, I smelled the the stinch reeking loudly, I pulled back the bed sheets and whamo there laid three big ole freh steaming turds, and of course she was already gone off to her Mothers doctors appoinment, I called her to let her know how******* pissed i was that she had crapped the bed just because she was upset with me, her reply was that she thought that i might be hungry since I had missed lunch and she did not fix us any dinner! This Ckick has got to go! whenever she is angry with me poops in the bed and leaves it for me to clean up!

2006-12-07 15:09:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Family

11 answers

what? that's f@cked up

2006-12-07 15:20:28 · answer #1 · answered by Becky 5 · 0 0

Im sorry but thats the funniest thing ive heard someone do as a pay back i cant stop laughing and i love the way she turned it back on u when she said she thought u might be hungry.Sorry ok that girl has to go.

2006-12-08 00:23:28 · answer #2 · answered by wildpalomino 7 · 0 1

So have you thought of returning the favor ..... in her brief case ... you know ..the morning she's in a hurry to run off to the office and deliver that important report ... the one in the brief case.......

Imagine that ... a crowded confrence room... she opens the case ...and a hand written note on a huge steaming pile reads .... Love ya --- mean it ......I packed your lunch !

2006-12-08 00:06:33 · answer #3 · answered by John 7 · 0 0

I think you should be worried. Thats pretty crazy, question you need to ask yourself is what else is she capable of?
I would have thrown her and the bed out!

2006-12-08 05:50:32 · answer #4 · answered by shameer1982 1 · 0 0

Is your girlfriend a dog? She needs to be paper trained.

2006-12-07 23:13:29 · answer #5 · answered by honiebyrd 4 · 0 0

Sounds like a real crappy situation you're in.


That's just not right!


Best wishes

2006-12-07 23:14:39 · answer #6 · answered by travelingirl005 5 · 0 0

you're kidding right? is she a dog? break up with her, if your serious about the crap thing. she has got PROBLEMS!!!

2006-12-07 23:29:40 · answer #7 · answered by LoVeLY LaURa 4 · 0 0

WHAT THE HELL?!!! SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAP TO ME! KICK HER OUT, QUICK!!!

2006-12-07 23:30:06 · answer #8 · answered by ginap 2 · 0 0

She sounds like a *****

2006-12-07 23:39:37 · answer #9 · answered by T W 2 · 0 0

Maybe after you have her spayed she'll stop that.

2006-12-07 23:17:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yeah.....i am sensing some psychological issues here. run

2006-12-07 23:27:28 · answer #11 · answered by erin 3 · 0 0

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