Over the past six months, your husband has been
causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot
tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from
our stores. We have documented all incidents on our
video surveillance equipment. All complaints against
Mr. Fenton are listed below Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the loorleading to the restrooms.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her inan official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... andwatched what happened.5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag
of M&M's on lay away.6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign toa carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people
just leave me alone?' 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting
department, asked the clerk if he knows where the
anti-depressants are. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his
"Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO ! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" and last, but not least ...... 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" Regards,
Wal-Mart
2006-12-07 14:59:39 · 10 answers · asked by Bad Dog 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao thats great good ways to kill some time, who says u cant have fun for free!
2006-12-07 15:22:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, no I've never heard that one before. I'm still a little confused but it was good. I thought at the end it was going to say something like "What is the wife's name?" and all those things in the middle were trying to confuse you or something like that.
2006-12-07 15:03:38 · answer #2 · answered by lildevilgurl152004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!lol
2006-12-07 15:23:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope! never heard but sure is fun!l!
this man is sick, stupid and funny!!! i wonder what peoples' reaction are? he might be a good guest in just for gags!!
2006-12-07 15:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by Jinx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have seen these before and they're still funny!
2006-12-07 15:13:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you make all these up?
Hopefully not from experience!
2006-12-07 15:09:12 · answer #6 · answered by it's me! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol hilarious!!!!! Is it for real?
2006-12-07 15:04:20 · answer #7 · answered by Bubble T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats' pretty good
2006-12-07 17:17:17 · answer #8 · answered by Bianca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it
2006-12-07 15:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha......... if this is true, i want to meet this man!!!!
2006-12-07 17:14:03 · answer #10 · answered by bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋