Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the loorleading to the restrooms.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her inan official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares..... andwatched what happened.5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign toa carpeted area. 7. September Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores.
2006-12-07 14:56:42 · 2 answers · asked by Bad Dog 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles