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Catch immigrants who have entered the country illegally, either as soon as they hop the fence or shortly thereafter. Give them citizenship IMMEDIATELY, then sit their butts on a plane to Iraq. Have them fight in the war and complete a tour of duty.

If they survive, WELCOME TO AMERICA.

If they don't, well that's one less fence-hopper to deal with.

500,000 people cross the border illegally each year, an average of 1370 a day, 57 an hour, or a little less than 1 per minute. There's only 300 million Americans. That means that for every 600 people in this country one crosses over immediately EACH YEAR.

Damn.

2006-12-07 14:40:08 · 15 answers · asked by Josh G 1 in Politics & Government Immigration

EDIT:
I like the answerer's idea about learning English. They would DEFINITELY learn English, at least basic stuff like "GET YOUR *** DOWN" or "THERE'S A MAN WITH A GUN BEHIND YOU" in order to survive, and they'd probably try to learn more than that while they were over there... or at least they'd come with a basic understanding of English.

2006-12-07 14:50:54 · update #1

15 answers

I've got one:

Build the damn fence...10 feet high, across the entire Mexico/US border
Put sensors on them and put more border patrol units along the entire border.
Have snipers sit atop the fence with guns drawn, 24/7
If an illegal approaches, yell a warning.
If they recoil, do nothing.
If they keep moving, shoot them.

A virtual fence is nonsense. Amnesty is insanity.
Enough bullsh**.
Oh, and we need to deport all those here illegally, including their children which crowd our schools and allow for bi-lingual classrooms.

2006-12-07 15:20:02 · answer #1 · answered by LiaChien 5 · 3 0

Other countries used to do this throught the centuries...... in more recent times think of the French Foriegn Legion. Didn't matter who you were, spend 5 years fighting and at the end they would recieve citizenship. They would be forced to learn the language and also get the worst jobs. But if you were willing to do it it showed that you were willing to go all the way. Doubtful that Latinos would go for it. It would require work, becoming an American and integrating..... Good idea though.

2006-12-08 04:55:49 · answer #2 · answered by jackson 7 · 0 0

Sending them back to their country wont work so why not give it a try. Hey why don't we just take every illegal immigrant that comes into this country and tell them, if they don't get a green card, learn English, get a job and find a home then they will be shot! Sounds mean but maybe then, we wont have so many of them coming over here knowing they would die if they don't do it legally.

2006-12-07 14:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by kerrberr95 5 · 1 0

the authorities has to do some issues, actually make it a legal to employ an unlawful alien. as we talk organizations actually get a slap on the wrist. Make the punishment scary for them. 2d, they favor to allow the troublesome operating illegals to become electorate so as that they could a minimum of pay taxes in the journey that they are going to be right here. that ought to augment our economic gadget. Then deport all of those that are in penal complicated or criminals. the issue is that organizations love lower priced exertions and wager who donates money for political campaigns? Dont be fooled with techniques from those who say that illegals vote, because they could't.

2016-11-30 07:22:21 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I think you have an awesome idea but in the meantime lets hope they don't kill all our AMerican soldiers and rape all the women while they are there..after all they know that anything they do will go unpunished.. I like the idea of the 10 foot fence armed men 24/7..one warning and FIRE...(just be sure they land on the Mexican side..America can't afford to bury them..we have enough uninsured people to bury)

2006-12-08 07:24:24 · answer #5 · answered by chilover 7 · 0 0

I do know an 'illegal' who entered the armed forces using a fake SSN so that he could fight for the country he wanted to badly to live in.

2006-12-07 14:59:18 · answer #6 · answered by CSlave 2 · 1 0

Enforcement is the best answer on this...just send the people home. No illegal immigration, no special deals, exceptions, sob-stories, or the rest of it. Other countries need to take care of their people. Don't be soft on this one, illegal immigration is a crime,
it needs to be treated as a crime.

2006-12-07 15:00:45 · answer #7 · answered by gokart121 6 · 1 0

I thought of that also, plus, they would then they would learn English (hopefully) and they would respect living in America more, knowing they almost paid the ultimate sacrifice

2006-12-07 14:44:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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2006-12-07 14:54:20 · answer #9 · answered by emh g 1 · 1 0

Yes,this could work

2006-12-07 14:43:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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