...and she's mad that I made her come with me to see Santa. As soon as she saw the little whipper snappers she went into convulsions and started foaming at the mouth. I think it's it's their green tights and small stature combined with the jingling bells. It's like a perfect storm of stigma that just makes her brain do flips in her head. I like 'em, though. And I haven't missed a trip to see Santa in 30 years. Was I wrong? Is she nuts? Am I nuts? Is Santa nuts? Are you nuts? Would you like some nuts? Ha, just kidding. I don't have any nuts.
2006-12-07 14:25:23 · 8 answers · asked by TheOneVersion3.0 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
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2006-12-07 14:26:11 · update #1
LMAO.. wow I'm very flattered indeed, a personalized piece of brilliance.
Maybe you should get to the root of her problem. Perhaps it's like the elephant and the mice thing and she's scared they are going to run up her nose or something similar. Once you find out where the problem is, you could prepare with a nose plug or such.
Being rather close to the ground myself, I like little people too and NO you most certainly shouldn't miss a trip to sit on a large bearded mans lap, ever.. I know I wouldn't miss that for anyone!
2006-12-07 20:11:09 · answer #1 · answered by punkvixen 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Santa is nuts. And so am I.
I wonder what kind of horrible experience she's had with little people. Did it start way back with the "little people" by Playschool that she played with as a baby? Those things were effin creepy. Or was that the weeble wabbles...no....they don't fall down...am I ranting again? Sh!t. I thought I was doing better today. Guess not.
2006-12-08 02:46:37 · answer #2 · answered by DoubleD 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She desires counseling if she grew up in an abusive environment. the actual shown truth that she feels so terrified and somewhat believes that one and all marriages are like what her determine had shows a deep psychological scar that could unlikely to in elementary words bypass away. in case you want her, you want to assist hit upon a psychological wellbeing specialist for her. i'm not an authority on those issues, yet because you sound like you intend on marriage (i'd be incorrect) you should opt for a pair counseling. confer with an authority and ask what's a thanks to get her help. it truly is in case you opt for a spouse and soulmate, not a terrified little female who is going to be freaked with techniques from a warfare of words which ALL courting finally encounters.
2016-11-30 07:21:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nuts? I only like warm nuts
2006-12-07 14:30:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just blindfold her next time the little heathens appear.
2006-12-07 15:03:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you don't have nuts? Then what was my mouth on last night then? please don't tell me hemorrhoids.....
2006-12-07 22:18:16 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least they weren't dressed like clowns.......
2006-12-07 14:32:35 · answer #7 · answered by honey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! That made me laugh! : )
2006-12-07 14:28:15 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Love Love♥ 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋