I'm confuzzled! Teleporation relating to religion???

Question

http://www.howstuffworks.com/teleportation.htm

Alright, according to the above website, one method of teleporation is making a clone of something and taking it somewhere and destryoing the actual human / object. Ya know? Well, I don't think after you've been cloned, you'd have the same mind. WOULD YOU EVEN HAVE A SPIRIT? Once your destryoed, you die, right? How can you live on as a clone of yourself??? I didn't think clones had spirits.

Well, ya know what? God created everything, so he could've created teleportation!

Answer 1

It's not a good idea to watch Arnie's "6 days" followed by the "10 commandments" consecutively. Give yourself a break...

Answer 2

This is all bogus. NO one can clone a person. When one understands karma and Reincarnation there is no such thing as real cloning. Only God can do that. If they take a certain DNA from a person with a sperm and an egg (God already provided) and then if their is a soul available with the same karma as the DNA of the sperm and egg then that soul will come down to take birth in that. The person is still the same soul that they cloned. IF thy kill that then they killed a soul and that is murder. It is just like have identical twins they both have very similar karma. They will never be able to clone exactly the same because every soul is slightly different. Its all a a lie - Life comes from life and no one can createe life from nothing that God did not already creat

Answer 3

I don't know, but I like your use of the word "confuzzled." I thought it was clever and humorous, at least until I read the rest of your question (which, you have to admit, is a bit crazy).

I think you should probably just move beyond the whole teleportation and religion theory thing.

Answer 4

The Bible states that it is the Spirit that gives life. The Holy Spirit is present only during conception. not cloning

Cloning is just man trying to be God. Look skyward

Answer 5

Do not worry. The article in your link was written by Kevin Bonsor. The site gives this info on him -

"Kevin Bonsor is a freelance writer. He holds a bachelor's degree in journalism from Georgia Southern University in Statesboro, Ga."

You see a degree in journalism or b*llsh*t as many people know it.

What is this 'spirit' you speak of?

Answer 6

Gods Ancestors; by Wayne & Carolyn Thornton Teleportation; Chapter 27


Chapter 27 - Teleportation

Before we discuss how God and Jesus got their heads together, let's look in on God and Natalie reminiscing the history of Teleportation.

Natalie and God were in their kitchen having supper and watching the History Channel.

God said, "This is great, they are going to be presenting the history of Teleportation. I never get tired of hearing them tell the whole world how you are the founding "mother" of Teleportation."

Natalie: "Thanks, darling. But, they never tell how much time and money we wasted during the first few billion years of our research."

God: "Well, it was certainly worth it, and besides you only worked on it a few million years, and, wham!, you revolutionized the whole thought process, which lead to the first consumer Teleporter."

Natalie: "Yeah, I remember my first job out of college. I was so happy to be assigned to the Big H
Institute of Technology. Their Director of Assignments asked me, "Natalie, the world is your oyster, what development would you like to work on?"

God: "Your major was in Meteorology, why did you choose Teleportation?"

Natalie: "Well, I would have, but, at that time, every research grant in Meteorology was for the development of studying and predicting the weather. I didn't want to study the weather; I wanted to develop a way to control the weather."

God: "And, sweetheart, you later did just that."

Natalie: "Well, not for about another 500 million years."

God: "Why did you quit your first Teleportation research team?

Natalie: "Well, it seemed to me that even if we had been successful in teleporting humans, the result would have been unethical and dangerous."

God: "That old method never got close to teleporting humans, did it?"

Natalie: "No, but we teleported a lot of lab rats. Boy did we! We would put a lab rat in a teleporter at one end of a football field, scan him for his formula, e-mail the formula to the teleport on the other end of the football field, and cross our fingers for luck."

God: "Cross your fingers?"

Natalie: "Yeah; Sometimes the lab rat would arrive dead. At other times it would still be alive, but with damage to its nervous system; an eye twitch or a total body twitch."

God: "What was causing the damage?"

Natalie: "At first, we concluded that our scanner was not accurately detecting the lab rat's atomic structure (pattern of its atoms)."

God: "In other words, you were not sending the right formula to the receiving teleporter?"

Natalie: "Yeah, then we determined the formula was right, but the mapping locator was unreliable and unpredictable."

God: "So, fix the mapping locator?"

Natalie: "That's what they were doing when I quit the team. I became disillusioned because no matter how well they fixed it, the uncertainty principle would kick in and kill 1 out of 100 lab rats. Consequently, if humans were used, it would kill 1 out of every 100 humans that were teleported."

God: "So, you quit the team and requested a research grant to discover a new approach."

Natalie: Yes; I was determined to find an approach that would not be subject to the uncertainty principle. Also, the old method required the destruction of the object or person in the sending teleporter.

Answer 7

You are going down a theologically unpaved road.
Have you ever seen the old show The Twilight Zone? Well that is where you sound like you are.

Answer 8

OooohhhhhKaaaaay!! You might want to save some of your crazy pills for later.

Answer 9

Jesus was able to teleport after His resurrection.

Luke 24
30When he was at the table with them, he took bread, gave thanks, broke it and began to give it to them. 31Then their eyes were opened and they recognized him, and he disappeared from their sight.

36While they were still talking about this, Jesus himself stood among them and said to them, "Peace be with you.

Answer 10

this is only done in dreams!!!!