a blonde walks into a store and says to the manager "i'd like to buy this t.v." the manager says "sorry, we dont sell to blondes" the blonde leaves angrily, but she really wanted the t.v. so she dies her hair brown and comes back the next day. she asks for the t.v. but again the man says sorry we dont sell to blondes. again, she leaaves angrily. so, the next day she shaves off all of her hair and goes back. when she asks for the t.v. the man again says, sorry we dont sell to blondes. furiously, the blonde yells "HOW DO YOU KNOW IM A BLONDE?????????" and the man says " because thats not a t.v. its a microwave.
2006-12-07 13:47:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one
2006-12-07 13:49:49 · answer #1 · answered by butterfly girl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A blonde, brunette, and a crimson head have been status on the sting of the pool waiting for the one hundred yead breast stroke race.... The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and started swimming. a couple of minutes the brunette complete and jumped out of the water. Then the crimson head. approximately twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They presented the gold to the brunette, the silver to the crimson head and the bronze to the blonde. As they located the steel round her neck the blonde wispered " i do no longer decide for to sound like a sore loser, yet i think of the different 2 used their hands"
2016-10-14 06:00:50 · answer #2 · answered by pape 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I told my blonde wife that one. She thought it was funny too. Of course I had to tell it Verrrry slowly.
2006-12-07 13:53:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I am blonde and I have never heard that one, it is good.
2006-12-08 08:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny,but this joke's gonna hurt those blonde's feeling
i don't think blonde are really that dumb
2006-12-07 14:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by soojin 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-07 14:40:21 · answer #6 · answered by lovelyladypoet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
Have a great week!
2006-12-10 22:23:14 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's the old jokes again i see. man i hate recycling!!!
2006-12-07 13:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a redhead so yeah that's funny!!!!
2006-12-07 13:52:42 · answer #9 · answered by mamaexfour 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute joke i guess
2006-12-07 17:25:15 · answer #10 · answered by Bianca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋