the reason you dont ever see him is he wants you to have faith. and the reason you don't always get what you want for Christmas is because Santa knows whats best for you and has a plan. and the reason he gives you a lump of coal if your bad isn't because he wanted to give you a lump of coal but because you rejected his gift of a pony or Super Smash Brothers or whatever it is you wanted.
look around you, the evidence of Santa's coming is everywhere! i will list the prophecies of Santa's return that are being fulfilled
1. the weather outside is frightfull
2. the fire is so delightful
3. i'm dreaming of a white Christmas
4. it's the most wonderful time of the year
5. it seems like lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
6. 9/11
as you can see Santa Clause is coming to town,
so you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not doubt or else you'll spend an eternity getting coal.
2006-12-07
13:46:11
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