If a plane crashes in the middle of no where, where are the survivors going to be buried?
2006-12-07 13:36:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How many animals of each species did Moses take on his ark?
2006-12-07 14:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by voiceofreason 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well technically they won't be buried. First, the survivors will wander aimlessly around until they begin to starve and eat eachother, until there is one alpha-survivor. He will then make a giant hangliding thing out of the torn scraps of skin from his fellow, eaten survivors. Then he'll fly away.
2006-12-07 21:40:04 · answer #2 · answered by Ant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I'm sure everyone has already answered, You Don't Bury SURVIVORS! Just the fatalities. (By the way, you should re-bury this joke.)
2006-12-07 21:44:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know this ridddle sooooooo well. "You don't bury survivors"! I have got two!
a. What do you put in a toaster?
If you said toast...you put bread in the toaster!
b. You are driving a bus from San Fran to Milwakee. You drive 20 mi. south, then 100 mi. north east, 0.5 mi southeast, 1030 mi. noth west, finally 200500 mi. east. What is the name of the bus driver?
It's what ever your name is!
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2006-12-07 21:47:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are survivors, the deceased ones will be buried in the middle of no where.
2006-12-07 21:39:45 · answer #5 · answered by hugabug72 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the survivors don't get buried
2006-12-07 21:37:40 · answer #6 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u dun bury survivors
2006-12-07 21:37:32 · answer #7 · answered by lili 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
survivors are alive so they cant get buried because if they do they will be buried alive
2006-12-07 21:40:31 · answer #8 · answered by ladye1992 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
groan
you don't bury survivors
2006-12-07 21:49:52 · answer #9 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You bury them in the place called 'No Where'.
2006-12-07 21:39:42 · answer #10 · answered by Rachel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are going to be buried in the middle of no where :)
2006-12-07 21:39:14 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋