I just feel like having a good laugh before the day is done!
2006-12-07 11:39:02 · 18 answers · asked by Cito 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I heard this one and thought it was hilarious.
Guy : You ever heard of ICU
Me : Intensive Care Unit right?
Guy : No the " I C U in my bed tonight" right?
MY REPLY : (Cuz I know you are dying to know)
Me : ***laughing my butt off**** No, ICU you and your corny butt alone in your bed tonight.
2006-12-07 11:45:25 · answer #1 · answered by purrfectica 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
do u believe in love at first sight?
or shall i walk past again
get ur coat u've pulled
your father was a theif
he stole the stars and put them in your eyes
did it hurt?
when u fell from heaven
urm there are loads but i cant think off the top of my head lol
they're the best though
cheeesy or what?
oh heres some more................
1. Excuse me, could I have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
2. Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you.
3. If I flip a coin and it land heads - you call me. If it lands tails - I call you.
4. You look really hot! You must be the real reason for global warning.
5. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
6. Are you religious? Because I'm the answer to your prayers
7. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
8. Do you have a plaster? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
9. This is your lucky day because I just happen to be single.
10. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
2006-12-07 11:42:45 · answer #2 · answered by sara657915 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
can u get me a library card? cuz im checkin u out
i lost my number, can i have yours?
im sure u have heard these b 4 so im sry if u have lol but thats all i could think of right now
2006-12-07 11:42:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
This guy went up to a woman with really big boobs and as he stared at them he asked her,'' are those your real teeth?''
2006-12-07 12:06:00 · answer #4 · answered by Dhaircutta 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one on Friends. This guy is a tailor asking this other guy a question. "How long do you want them?....well as long as i have the pants" haha
2006-12-07 12:14:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you have a band-aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
2006-12-07 11:55:02 · answer #6 · answered by Jenny H 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My cousin actually went up to a woman in a bar and said to her... "you stink real good." the look on her face was priceless.
2006-12-07 11:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica_Bessica 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
man: would you like to go to breakfast in the morning?
woman: sure
man: should I call you or nudge you
2006-12-07 14:56:26 · answer #8 · answered by Adam B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've actually had these used on me:
Are you Tired? 'Cause you have been running thru my mind all day.
Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven.
2006-12-07 11:42:18 · answer #9 · answered by Jaysangl 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'll be 9 and you'll be 6.
2006-12-07 11:42:04 · answer #10 · answered by .......... 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋