there was this hot guy named Jovan
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thats all . hehe please help fill this out..thanks
2006-12-07 11:33:28 · 10 answers · asked by dee_dee A 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there was an old man from peru
who dreamt he was eating a shoe
he woke in the night
with a terrible fright
and found it was perfectly true!!
2006-12-07 11:38:37 · answer #1 · answered by sara657915 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was this hot guy named Jovan,
who lived inside a frying pan.
Threw it off a ledge,
chased it to the edge,
then he tripped and fell in a trash can.
2006-12-07 12:31:10 · answer #2 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1
There was this hot guy named Jovan,
Who looked like he fell from heaven,
And is as lucky as the number seven,
Cuz he is meeting me for dinner at eleven.
#2
There was this hot guy named Jovan,
Whose smile was brighter than dawn,
Over him all the pretty women fawn,
Because he is the hottest guy they come upon.
I wasn't sure how you pronounced the name so I wrote two just in case. Sorry if they are corny.
2006-12-07 12:04:14 · answer #3 · answered by purrfectica 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a limerick is very restrict as to its formation. if you want this to be a limerick listen to the rythm of the folliwing:
A monkey sprang down from a tree
And angrily cursed Charles D.
"I hold with the Bible,"
He cried, "It's a libel
That man is decended from me!"
so to start it as a limerick try: "a hot guy whose name was Jovan"
2006-12-07 11:46:31 · answer #4 · answered by jojeda654 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this hot guy named Jovan
Who got lost out in the desert with no van
He got a great idea
And called up Dee Dee A
Who blew him off...with a great big fan!
2006-12-07 11:42:45 · answer #5 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there once was a man from nantucket
whose d*ick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
wiping c*um from his chin
if my ear were a c*unt I could f*uck it!
there is the official limerick
2006-12-07 14:53:26 · answer #6 · answered by Adam B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a young lady from ealing
who awoke with a terrible feeling
she laid on her back opened her c***k
and p****ed all over the ceiling!!!
2006-12-07 11:42:12 · answer #7 · answered by LISA P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Who thought he was quite "The Man",
He flirted with the wrong guy's wife,
And barely escaped with his Life,
Then he ran, and he ran, and he ran!
Lol.
Have a great week!
2006-12-10 23:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his favorite toy was a clover
2006-12-07 12:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by . 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had a blanket his mother had woven
2006-12-07 11:37:02 · answer #10 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋