tell me a really funny joke. I just saw something that made me sad, so make me laugh please
2006-12-07 11:28:18 · 18 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah.................. halalooya
Maya: What's is the difference between spaghetti and worms?
Maya's Dad: I don't know.
Maya: Remind me to tell MOM to go to the grocery store.
2006-12-07 12:17:57 · answer #1 · answered by Daniella 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
ok i got a good joke..
ok so there's this guy who hasn't seen his girlfriend in a while and so one night he was going to have dinner with her and her family.
So he goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for a condom. The pharmacist asks why? The boy says well you know i haven't seen my girlfriend in a while and we might....u know. So the pharmacist gives it to him. A few minutes later he comes back in a asks for another, and the pharmacits asks why? The boy is like well, her sister is kinda hot and well... so the pharmacist gives him that too. A few minutes later he comes bck in and asks for another one and the pharmacist asks why? The boy answers, well her mom is still kinda young and well i think i can ....
so that night they were havin dinner the boy is praying over and over and over.
The girlfriend says, honey i didn't know you were religous
and the boy answers, i didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!looooooooooooooooooool
2006-12-07 21:40:40 · answer #2 · answered by NoName 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
il tel u sumat sad iv got an essay deadline for 9:30 in the morning and so far iv only done 1/4 of my essay and im so tired and my eyes are watering because iv been looking at the screen for so long
2006-12-07 19:31:49 · answer #3 · answered by Farhat 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
The Detroit Lions are going to win Super Bowl 42!
2006-12-07 19:30:17 · answer #4 · answered by jderk77 3 · 0⤊ 6⤋
A five year old boy ask to his grandma:
- Grandma, are you that ugly or you just gonna sneeze?
2006-12-07 20:22:41 · answer #5 · answered by PARCERITO 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
how do you know when yo momma has been satisfied : when you see my car on your driveway
yo momma so fat and stupid that when she saw the school bus she said wait up twinkie wait up
not on you though :)
2006-12-07 19:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by Luis 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
A guy is walking down the beach when he sees this girl with no legs. Shes crying so he asks her "why are you crying?"
"i've never been hugged!" the girl cries.
The guy hugs her, but she keeps crying. "whats wrong?" he asks.
"i've never been kissed!" the girl cries.
The guy kisses her, but she keeps crying."whats wrong?" he asks.
"I've never been screwed!" the girl cries.
the guy picks her up, throws her in the ocean and says "there, NOW you're screwed."
2006-12-07 19:34:35 · answer #7 · answered by gumchewer_7_7 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
One day when i was going by some cows, I had saw 2 of them humping each other.
2006-12-07 19:31:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
k, in mexico 1,000 mexicans died from an earthquake. france sent bottled water, canada sent money, russia sent food, ect. and america sent 1,000 replacment mexicans! lol
2006-12-07 19:31:50 · answer #9 · answered by daysterama 2 · 4⤊ 4⤋
I like Miley Cyrus too.
2006-12-07 19:29:40 · answer #10 · answered by SWORD LI 4 · 2⤊ 5⤋