It was Christmas Eve and Santa was out delivering presents. He went into one house, dropped off the presents under the tree and was about to make his way back up the chimney when a woman in her dressing gown walked in and caught him.
"Santa, wont you stay for a drink with me?" she said. Santa replied "Ho ho ho, I must go. The children want their toys you know."
The woman then slowly took off her dressing gown and was standing there in just her bra and pants and said "Please Santa, just stay for one quick drink with me?", to which Santa replied again "Ho ho ho, I must go. The children want their toys you know".
The woman now a bit fustrated took off her bra and pants and was standing in front of Santa totally naked. She asked again "Please, can't you stay for one quick drink with me?". Santa stared at her for a minute and replied "Hey hey hey, I must stay. I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
2006-12-07 11:03:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the woman is a ho ho ho lol
2006-12-07 11:07:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ho! Ho! Ho!, he could have left by the front door.
2006-12-07 11:06:44 · answer #2 · answered by patsy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho ho ho lmao very gd 10/10
2006-12-07 19:19:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i imagine you need to honestly no longer attempt to stay wakeful. it truly is significant you bypass to sleep so Santa will come for your position first and also you may get the best provides. remember, Santa knows once you're wakeful and has to attend to drop off your provides till you're slumbering.
2016-11-24 21:57:47 · answer #4 · answered by stockbridge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess there is more then one way for Santa to come on Christmas Eve.
2006-12-07 12:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did Father Christmas come early ? haha
2006-12-08 01:11:59 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ho ho ho and a merry xmas to you
2006-12-07 19:48:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great 10 / 10 lol
2006-12-07 20:04:23 · answer #8 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so she sucked him off and he went on his way. Ho Ho Ho
2006-12-07 11:06:24 · answer #9 · answered by Witmo 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Ho ho ho! I'm gonna go. Hey hey hey! This story is g@y! EEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
2006-12-07 11:15:04 · answer #10 · answered by emjackson95 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋