On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother.
When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, "He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!"
Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble!
"Oh no," her grandma replied. "We had sex every Sunday morning in time with the church bells!"
"In with the dings, out with the dongs!"
She paused to wipe away a tear, "...If it wasn't for that damn Ice Cream Truck, he'd still be alive!"
2006-12-07 10:34:16 · 23 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sweet lmao 10/10 ur on a roll keep it up
2006-12-07 19:16:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If ya like jokes try this one: PS can I get the 10 points.
Moral of the story?
A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….
And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!
2006-12-07 18:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Grandpa gave up smoking years ago, but I guess
that night he was smoking in bed.
2006-12-07 20:55:06 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just one cornetto, give it to me !
Ding dong merrily on high
2006-12-08 09:15:53 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My old man went that way as well.
2006-12-07 18:38:04 · answer #5 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2006-12-07 19:40:11 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I couldn't help cracking up afer reading that one.
2006-12-07 18:37:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure it wasn't a Fire Engine
2006-12-07 18:40:03 · answer #8 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah..thats funnyish !!
2006-12-07 18:43:14 · answer #9 · answered by IloveMarmite 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sexy old buggers well done jazi 8/10
2006-12-08 06:43:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋