Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More Stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.
Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"
And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.
2006-12-07 10:19:48 · 22 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, that's great! Last year the plastic skirt under my Christmas angels skirt got broken so this year we had to literally stick the top of the tree up her bottom!!!!! I'm looking at her in a whole new way now, cant wait for husband to get home from work so i can show him this one!!!
2006-12-07 10:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by blahblahblah 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was one I hadn't heard and it is funny.. I bet the Angel saw stars for a while.
Santa never made it out that night, as he was going to take some Advil for his headache and grabbed the Viagra instead... Cancel one trip.
2006-12-07 20:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Sounds like Christmas in my house.
2006-12-07 18:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by michelle p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHHHHHH! haha! It took me a second! I was like, so how does that mean the little angel is on top of the tree?.....lol good one :)
2006-12-07 18:27:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 8/10
2006-12-08 03:13:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder the angel always has a smile on her face !
2006-12-08 09:21:42 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey , this answer takes me to Level 3, thanks. Appreciated the joke too, didn't realise what was coming till I read the punch line and that was like meeting an old friend again after so many years
2006-12-07 18:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ow you are cruel but i like you brill 10/10+ good jokes jazi keep it up the jokes i mean
2006-12-08 06:55:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, that is good, I have never heard that one before. I am going to have to remembe that one
2006-12-08 16:24:15 · answer #9 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, never heard that one before.
2006-12-07 19:01:31 · answer #10 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋