A Priest was in his room and realized that his pet rooster was missing.
He decided to bring it up in Sunday Mass. Right before the sermon the Priest asked, "Who has a c*ck?" All of the men in the room stood up. The Priest said, "No, No, No. Who has seen a c*ck?" All of the women in the room stood up. The Priest said, "No, No, No. Who has seen MY C*CK?!" All of the nuns stood up.
2006-12-07 10:15:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAH, i love this joke. Its great! Nothing good but getting a good laugh off of the stereotype of priests having sex with anyone. 5 stars... out of 5.
2006-12-07 10:29:54 · answer #1 · answered by Regenerit 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
humorous attempt this one I as quickly as met a girl in a wheelchair on a sea coast wile i became into strolling alongside the water. As I approached i ought to work out she became into crying. I suggested to her what's incorrect? She suggested " i'm 21 and that i've got on no account been kissed" So I bent over and gently gave her a kiss on the lips and that i walked off. As I walked off she began balling her eyes out. I became and stepped lower back to her and that i suggested " what's incorrect now" She suggested properly i'm 21 and that i've got on no account been Phucked. So I gently scooped her out of her wheelchair and that i threw her into the sea. I suggested to her, "There, now you're phucked."
2016-10-05 00:43:21 · answer #2 · answered by vishvanath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. There is a longer version of this which I think is more funny.......
Have a great evening!
2006-12-07 11:44:27 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad...5 out of 10
2006-12-07 10:19:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God, that is SO funny. I could imagine that happening
2006-12-08 07:17:25 · answer #5 · answered by Russianator 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one, i laughed before i could catch myself. shh....i'm suppose to be working! thanx for the laugh tonight.
2006-12-07 10:25:36 · answer #6 · answered by Ebony 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny..
2006-12-07 10:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by Staci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-12-11 09:17:55 · answer #8 · answered by Purple Monkey Refridgerator! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not great but it made me giggle
2006-12-07 10:45:57 · answer #9 · answered by kydd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats really funny!!!
2006-12-07 11:02:55 · answer #10 · answered by i love cookies!!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋