Your mama so dumb
it took her 5 hours to cook minute rice.
2006-12-07 10:13:10 · 18 answers · asked by mizike 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, I get it! 5 hours for a MINUTE rice...haha...ok....
Here's one that I learned.
Your momma is so dumb, she looked at an orange juice carton for an hour because it said "Concentrate".
2006-12-07 10:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by MrNuhwin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't go making fun of my mama's "5 Hour Minute Rice" recipe. Ahh, it reminds me of home.
2006-12-07 18:17:57 · answer #2 · answered by Hulkerino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Yo mama" said to get some new "Yo mama" jokes cause that jokes so old that 5 minute rice is has mold on it
2006-12-07 18:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a bus and asked, "Who threw that twinkie?"
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store a starved to death.
2006-12-07 18:16:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! That's a good one!!!!
I have some good ones, too:
Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
Yo momma's so fat she got a restraining order from the fridge
Yo momma's so fat she stepped on the scale and it said, "to be continued"
Yo momma's so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "one person at a time, please"
Yo momma's so fat she got a sock on each toe
Yo momma's so fat she can hear bacon cooking in Canada
Yo momma's so poor, I saw her kicking a box on the street, asked her what she was doing, and she said she was moving
2006-12-07 18:26:34 · answer #5 · answered by ._. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so ugly Freddy Cooger had nightmares about her!
your momma's neck is so long that when she drank milk by the time it went to her stomach it was spoil.
2006-12-07 18:16:57 · answer #6 · answered by It's me 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
2006-12-07 18:15:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mommas so fat the animals at the zoo fed her!!!!!!!!!!
yo mammas so short she jumped off the curb to do suicide!!!!!!!
hahhahahahahahhahahahahaahha
2006-12-07 18:17:13 · answer #8 · answered by jen kutcher 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so old... she farts dust
2006-12-07 18:35:44 · answer #9 · answered by Kermit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol I love it
2006-12-07 18:14:21 · answer #10 · answered by I luv batista 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋