a teacher is sitting in class and she is teaching english to her pupils.
she is asking them to put the words she gives them in a sentence . the first word is "window" little jimmy puts his hand up and says "yesterday i helped my mummy clean the window" teacher says very good jimmy. the next word she picks is football. little ricky puts his hand up and says "this saturday i will be playing five a side football". teacher says very good etc. she tells the class then that the next word will be a little more difficult and she picks the word "contagious". little michael puts his hand up and says "we had the builder round last week to build a conservatory and i heard my dad say "at this rate its going to take this contagious to finish the job".
2006-12-07 10:03:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i get it...haha to you people that don't. he's saying "its going to take this c*nt ages to finish..." if you still don't get it, jump out the window (i'm joking, please don't)
2006-12-07 10:10:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 9/10
2006-12-08 03:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best I've read to-night, please tear a couple of pages out of your joke book & pass them onto ploppypants!
As for the ones that don't get it, they'll be going to bed shortly as they'll have school in the morning
2006-12-07 18:11:32 · answer #3 · answered by Jules 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
true story: teacher asks the sunday school class,''Who is the father of Jesus?'' One pupil replies,'' Verge'' Teacher asked him who is Verge? The pupil replies, '' Jesus' father because it is Verge and Mary''
2006-12-07 18:19:53 · answer #4 · answered by Dhaircutta 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's a good one!
2006-12-07 18:05:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-12-07 18:44:52 · answer #6 · answered by I luv batista 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha..very good
2006-12-07 18:15:52 · answer #7 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha...its an 8...thankyou.....
2006-12-07 18:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! Thanks!! Thankgoodnes it wan not another yo mamma joke!!
2006-12-07 18:19:32 · answer #9 · answered by Jackie G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought you said it was joke time???
2006-12-07 18:06:20 · answer #10 · answered by JimboBimbo 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋