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2006-12-07 09:49:00 · 7 answers · asked by Coolkid81 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama is soo fat that when she put on a black swim suit and went in the water people thought that she was an oil spill
yo mama is soo fat when she put on a yellow dress and stepped outside people were yelling out taxi
yo mama is soo fat when she stepped into walmart she bounced over Kmart and landed on target
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
2006-12-07 11:20:22 · answer #1 · answered by i love cookies!!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-03 10:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only difference between yo mama and an airplane is not everyone has been on an airplane
2006-12-07 11:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by mike m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed
2006-12-07 09:55:15 · answer #4 · answered by dcsprouse001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her refection ducked!!
2006-12-07 10:03:34 · answer #5 · answered by nintendo freak 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so ugly the dog licks her face thinking it's his @ss
2006-12-07 09:56:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
your mamas so fat that when she crossed the television I missed the whole 2 seasons of "laguna beach".
2006-12-07 09:52:36 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋