Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
- Mariah Carey, pop singer
- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
2006-12-07 09:46:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This happened to me:
Cahsier at McDonalds; "Would you like that order for here?"
Me; "No"
Cahsier at McDonalds; "Then would you like it to go?"
Me; (Blank stare)
2006-12-07 16:13:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
those cracked me up
here's more:
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
- David Acfield
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
"I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, former U.S. President
"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel
there are a lot more i got them off of this website and they made me laugh
http://www.goodquotes.com/stupidquotes.htm
2006-12-07 10:20:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL, very cute quotes!! :)
Teacher: Can anyone name the 5 continents of the world?
Jessica Simpson: A, E, I, O, U... & sometimes Y.
2006-12-07 10:43:12 · answer #3 · answered by ♦ Queen of Diamonds ♦ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Dead, murdered, and someone is responsible!"
Plan 9 from Outer Space
"A drill that makes holes?"
Anonymous
2006-12-07 14:24:37 · answer #4 · answered by i_am_bee2 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lots of wierd people in the world
2006-12-07 09:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is walmart? do they sell walls there?
-paris hilton
Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-Brooke Shields
=)
2006-12-07 09:59:00 · answer #6 · answered by §èxÿtà mmý ® 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should hear some of the ones our idiot president has said...their called Bushism's
2006-12-07 09:56:17 · answer #7 · answered by briley4242 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow.. lmao. thats awesome.
2006-12-07 09:48:44 · answer #8 · answered by Fluffy Rover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha those made me laugh
2006-12-07 09:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by Froggie! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..funny8/10
2006-12-07 09:50:28 · answer #10 · answered by iNn0c3nt 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋