A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture. Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs." "Very good, William," cooed the teacher. "My mommy had a baby," said little Esther. "Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the teacher calls on him. "I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two guns." The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?" "It'll teach those Indians not to f*ck with the Lone Ranger."
2006-12-07 09:43:56 · 31 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats really funny. I feel bad for the teacher. Maybe it would have been best if she hadnt brought up the subject. 10/10
2006-12-07 10:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Lone Ranger is getting a bit of a hammering tonight, isn't he? By the way, did he find his tent? It's all these strong winds you know!
2006-12-07 17:53:53 · answer #2 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aah! That Johnny!! Naughty, naughty! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great evening!
2006-12-07 19:51:31 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant...lol
2006-12-07 18:26:10 · answer #4 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah the good old little johnny jokes....classics!
2006-12-07 17:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
again pmsl 10/10 x
2006-12-08 03:08:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it can be deemed funny by some but not all who possess good taste..This to me is not in good taste at all.
2006-12-07 17:47:37 · answer #7 · answered by Ted 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tonto not there ug that gave me a good laugh this morn
2006-12-08 04:39:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehhe pls stop I'm dying over here
2006-12-07 17:54:04 · answer #9 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funnier than the last one but not quite makin my lol
2006-12-07 17:47:36 · answer #10 · answered by diamondp1954 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋