A well to do man walks into a bar and orders a glass of twenty year old scotch. The bartender slides it to him and the man takes a sniff and says: "I don't know what your trying to do but this scotch is only five years old." Surprised that the man could tell the difference the bartender slid over another glass and apoligized for the first offense. The man sniffed the glass scratched his head then took a sip and said: "O barkeep you did better this time but this scotch is only ten years old, lets see if we can do better this next time" Dumfounded the bartender's face turned red and in a shame he reached for the twenty year old scotch. Before he could pour it, a rather large man at the end of the bar slid a glass to the well to do man and said: "Try this!" The well to do man turned up the glass and swallowed its contents down right before vomiting it back out screaming: "What is this!!!!" The big man turned and said: "Now tell me how old I am!"
2006-12-07 09:37:43 · 14 answers · asked by nhanceddans 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very funny and icky at the same time. i hope that wasn't urine??
2006-12-07 09:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by summerglow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny stuff!
2006-12-07 10:03:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
once a Sardar ji parked his vehicle in "NO PARKING" at the same time as he got here decrease back after procuring, he said a bill pasted on his vehicle with "PARKING advantageous" written on it. He pasted this bill to the pole in the front of the vehicle and wrote "thanks FOR THE COMPLIMENTS". Now, how do you want this.
2016-11-24 21:48:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-07 09:55:09 · answer #4 · answered by wipeoutartist 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny **** man
2006-12-07 10:11:55 · answer #5 · answered by Cheez B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh that funny and cute
2006-12-07 09:40:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-12-07 09:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one..
2006-12-07 09:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by don't u wish86 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that is nasty that joke is funny
2006-12-07 09:53:51 · answer #9 · answered by that_girl2009 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!!!!!!that was tight!ill tell my friends
2006-12-07 09:41:31 · answer #10 · answered by RandiCandi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋