they set up their tent and go to sleep.some hours later the lone ranger wakes up his faithful friend, tonto look up at the sky and tell me what you see.tonto replies, me see millions of stars. what does that tell you ,asks the lone ranger
astronomically speaking it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. astrologically it tells me that saturn is in leo, time wise it appears to be approximately quarter past three, theologically it appears the lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant, meteorogically we will have a beautiful day tomorrow,
what it tell you kimo sabi...
the lone ranger is silent for a moment and then speaks
some fooker stole our tent.....
2006-12-07 09:31:46 · 16 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
your in the league of jokers i would say andwhy are you out of the naughty ones 10/10
2006-12-07 20:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Chris.
Lone Ranger And Tonto being chased by large group of indians when they see more in front of them. They change to the right but see even more coming towards them. They switch to the left and there were more indians there.
Lone Ranger stopped and turned to Tonto saying, It looks as if we are in trouble here, what do you suggest we do. Tonto says;
"Who you talking to white eyes?"
2006-12-07 17:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic
2006-12-07 17:33:56 · answer #3 · answered by ffordcash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill
2006-12-07 17:34:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are getting better 9/10 lol
2006-12-07 20:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got a good chuckle out of that one.
2006-12-07 18:12:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good !!! Thank You for making me laugh !!!
Big hug from Aaron.
2006-12-07 17:42:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lmao 10/10
2006-12-08 03:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
the old ones are always the best
x
2006-12-07 17:34:48 · answer #9 · answered by music_lovin_miss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2006-12-07 19:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by Cable P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋