Egbert the village idiot religiously leaves the house at 6.30 every Saturday morning to play golf no matter what the weather's like. This Saturday morning it's pouring with rain, but Egbert gives his wife a peck on the cheek and leaves for the course. The rain gets worse, the wind starts howling, the rain turns to driving sleet & it's freezing. This proves too much for him so he packs up & goes home after an hour. He goes into the bedroom where his wife's still in bed. He undresses, gets into bed shivering & snuggles up to his wife's back. 'The weather's atrocious out there' he says, his voice hoarse. 'I know' says his wife.......' And that stupid bas**rd's still out playing golf'!!
2006-12-07 09:30:27 · 4 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha hah , that ones par for the course mate 10 outa 10 lol
2006-12-07 09:41:23 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I guess the wife was "religous" about something too...poor Egbert.
2006-12-07 09:34:25 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor fool.
2006-12-07 09:54:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...very good.
2006-12-07 10:27:52 · answer #4 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋