Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."
2006-12-07 09:23:55 · 33 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
moose you keep makin us laugh...i think so...
2006-12-07 09:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10.
2006-12-07 09:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by barry-the-aardvark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A variation on an old theme but still a good joke.
PS Are you trying to beat the record for putting jokes on?
2006-12-07 09:33:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a bit lame. Well written jokes set high expectations for me and this might be why I wasn't all that amused.
2006-12-07 19:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by Patient Zero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 8/10
2006-12-07 09:27:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats funny! nibbling the grass, tehehehehhe
2006-12-07 09:26:39 · answer #6 · answered by Cate 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah..funny my dear Ploppy pants.
2006-12-07 09:34:34 · answer #7 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was amazin 10/10 thumbs up .
2006-12-07 09:25:50 · answer #8 · answered by Thumbs Up 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny LMFAO
2006-12-07 09:27:01 · answer #9 · answered by emilyy :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor guy. its funny though 10/10
2006-12-07 10:27:37 · answer #10 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny to the guy in front.
NOT FUNNY to the guy in back.
2006-12-07 09:27:42 · answer #11 · answered by Ron K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋