2006-12-07 09:22:47 · 10 answers · asked by mikey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and sang " I Got The Power!"
yo mama so poor i asked her i could use her bathroom she said sure pick a corner
yo mama so poor i snuck in her house and triped over her skate board she said get off of my couch
yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and all the blue whales sang " we are family... even know your fatter then me oh yeah "
Other Really Good Stuff
you got a brother from another mother and a sister from another mister
me mom hates me so much we played a game called get the .. out of my house i said why should i get the .. outta our house? bcuz i want you to get the .. outta my house
LOL
2006-12-07 09:41:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamas so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
2006-12-07 17:26:47 · answer #2 · answered by im funny and love WWE! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO MAMAs like the village bike... everyones had a ride!
2006-12-07 17:33:18 · answer #3 · answered by Rosie Flo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama teeth so yellow she smiled in the dark...and they said turn that light off...
2006-12-07 17:32:45 · answer #4 · answered by SS Lady 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so stupid she traded the car 4 gas money
2006-12-07 18:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once had a hamster named Big Mama
2006-12-07 17:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by Annietska 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat they told her to touch her toes and she could only reach her stomach.
Yo mama so dumb she wanted to go to Disney land and it said, Disney world left, so she went home.
Yo mama so dumb she married yo dad who's so lame he adopted yo sis who's so fat she tried to eat your dog who is so constipated he pooped on yo cat who is so lazy she slept on yo friend who is so bad he cheated on you girl who is so ugly she killed yo mama who is so dumb she married yo dad who.....
Yo mama so dumb the Job application said Sign here so she put," Sagittarius."
YEAH!
2006-12-07 17:33:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs
2006-12-07 17:30:50 · answer #8 · answered by Dhaircutta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so HAIRY,
that Bigfoot took a picture of HER !
2006-12-07 17:26:12 · answer #9 · answered by Ron K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-07 18:24:02 · answer #10 · answered by that_girl2009 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋