A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
2006-12-07 09:21:47 · 23 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I need a car I need a car! lol
very funny pal
2006-12-07 09:31:23 · answer #1 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahah. Thats funny.
2006-12-07 17:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slightly.
2006-12-07 17:24:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great, as usual ploppy. 10/10
2006-12-07 17:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by kev3753 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it and its still funny 10/10++
2006-12-07 18:29:29 · answer #5 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol 10/10 x
2006-12-07 17:26:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what can i say 10/10 +
2006-12-08 05:04:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes slightly off but yes none the less
2006-12-07 17:51:56 · answer #8 · answered by diamondp1954 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most of your other were funny but i didn't like this one
2006-12-07 17:40:59 · answer #9 · answered by fb0581 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-07 19:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by Stacye S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋