1 night a man was watching tv and eating peanuts, tossing them in the air and catching them. While he was in the middle of catching 1, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer, the peanut landed in his ear. The wife tried to remove the peanut but only succeeded in pushing it deeper. With all attemps to remove it failing miserably, the pair began to panic and decided to go to hospital, just as they were about to leave, their daughter came home with her date. Hearing the problem, the young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove 2 fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow. Sure enough, when the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.
Everyone congratulated the young man, and the daughter took him into the kitchen to get something to eat as a reward. The relieved wife turned to her husband and said: 'Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'
The father replied:'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!'
2006-12-07 09:19:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If the father had held his nose between his(own) finger and thumb, and blown, the result would have been the same. Rubbish `joke`.
2006-12-07 09:30:24 · answer #1 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly, i myself did no longer discover this humorous because of the fact i'm a vegetarian. yet i will see from a distinctive view element why some human beings could discover it humorous. yet you're able to desire to be respectful on your instructor. to tell the certainty, the certainty hurts. And if she is a member of PETA then per probability you need to provide up with the animal jokes. as properly, that's no longer properly worth going to the principals all of the time. ;) playstation . that's to no longer say to lie all of the time, yet while telling the certainty potential hurting human beings that's greater valuable to maintain it to your self.
2016-12-18 09:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by lindley 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-07 09:24:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good!
2006-12-07 09:22:47 · answer #4 · answered by SteelerFan_2006_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe ! LMAO ! That's funny I think I'll tell that one at my xmas party !
2006-12-07 09:48:10 · answer #5 · answered by Mz Jones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time to get out the shotgun...
2006-12-07 10:03:26 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-07 13:01:48 · answer #7 · answered by sheba34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckled as well, nice one.
2006-12-07 09:35:52 · answer #8 · answered by kev3753 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeewwww. That was funny, but eeeeewwww.
2006-12-07 09:22:52 · answer #9 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. I like that
2006-12-07 09:21:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋