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A very frustrated man visits his doctor. "Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?"

"Look, I can't prescribe anything..."

"Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I'm desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You've got to help me."

The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. "Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental; the tests so far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than ONE, understand? Just ONE."

"I don't know, doc. She's awfully cold."

"One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"

"Um... okay." He thanks the doc and heads for home where his wife has dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. In fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into his wife's coffee. He thinks for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a second pill. And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say they were powerful. Then an inspiration strikes... he drops one pill into his own coffee. His wife returns and they enjoy their dessert and coffee. Sure enough, a few minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a strange look enters her eyes. In a near-whisper and in a tone of voice he has never heard her use before, she says, "I need a man..."

His eyes glitter, and his hands tremble as he replies, "Me too."

2006-12-07 09:18:44 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

didn't expect that punchline hilarious 10/10

2006-12-07 21:08:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well what is the punch line?
Did that one come from out of a christmas cracker?
Not funny.

2006-12-07 09:25:57 · answer #2 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0 0

Funny as hell.

2006-12-07 09:22:22 · answer #3 · answered by Ron K 5 · 0 0

i laughing my head off lol 10/10

2006-12-07 10:31:40 · answer #4 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0 0

at the beginning no but at the end yes so i say yes and no

2006-12-07 09:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by orios2go 2 · 0 0

this ain't no gd my stomach is killing through laughing 10/10

2006-12-07 09:23:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny as hell

2006-12-07 09:24:22 · answer #7 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 0 0

Made me titter

2006-12-07 09:23:56 · answer #8 · answered by Lulu T 3 · 0 0

Nope not funny

2006-12-07 09:23:24 · answer #9 · answered by brown_eyes 1 · 0 1

a little funny

2006-12-07 09:22:32 · answer #10 · answered by monapepper 2 · 0 0

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