A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She bundled him in the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
"Who are you?" he asked him.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.
"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, "Those little bastards."
2006-12-07 09:06:03 · 16 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it!!!!!! That hilarious!!! 10/10
2006-12-07 10:40:19 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hungry bloody things them moths 9/10
2006-12-07 21:20:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-07 13:09:00 · answer #3 · answered by sheba34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your on a roll pmsl 10/10 x
2006-12-07 09:11:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-12-07 09:13:25 · answer #5 · answered by ♫☠Shay-Shay Got A Gun ☠♫ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolsers thats funny
2006-12-07 09:09:49 · answer #6 · answered by HERNANDO THE TRAIN BANDIT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa! Now this ones good!
2006-12-07 09:12:03 · answer #7 · answered by Fredo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, thats actually clever
2006-12-07 09:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by cutthroat_mako 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2006-12-07 09:08:45 · answer #9 · answered by kitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
greedy buggers....you are churning em out tonight...........very funny as always...
2006-12-07 09:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋